Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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