Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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