No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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