y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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