I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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