So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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