u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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