I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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