i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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