i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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