ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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