after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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