dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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