I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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