My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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