But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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