if only i could text you this smell
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
