You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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