come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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