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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.

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  you slept with him again didn't you

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  you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well

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• (716): View more from New York

  i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?

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• (914): View more from New York

  My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.

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  This is true but you can't really get fired from college

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.

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