I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Mom said you looked used
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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