Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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