I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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