from now on my penis is your penis
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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