what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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