i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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