do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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