Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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