At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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