just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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