I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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