one two three fourrrrnication!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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