I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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