So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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