Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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