when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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