Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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