just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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