By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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