I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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