I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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