after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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