I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Randomize
