Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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