Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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