The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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