The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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