YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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