Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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