i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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