You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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