I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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