Buhtt sex?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
They took my balls.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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