BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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