so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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