Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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