Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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