this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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